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"Owww...owww..I think it's too big....can we just stick to the normal way!"
Have you heard this before guys? Unfortunately, for many of you, you have. And ladies, don't lie and tell me you haven't said this before. We all have done it, whether we were not in the mood or we just plain old don't enjoy anal sex, every girl has made an excuse to get out of any opportunity to have anal sex. My only question is why?
TIME-SAVER TALIA: First, I will go into a quick overview on anal sex, its history, and its biology but ladies if you just came to see how to make anal sex easier scroll the bottom 5 bullet points.
As many of you know I am also a medical student and I always like to consider the biology behind why my body feels the way it does during sex. Here are some quick facts ladies:
1) 40% of sexually active woman between 20-29 years of age has tried anal sex and were more likely to experience an orgasm than their single holed opposites.
2) High self esteem is correlated with women who regularly experience anal sex and these women are more likely to have fulfilled sex lives
3) You have an incredible amount of nerve endings that are around and inside your butt ladies. These nerves are directly able to respond to the pleasure center of your brain called the temporal lobe. Imagine you had a vibrator in your brain and when you turn it on it releases an out of this WORLD amount of sex hormones and pheromones into your blood. Now imagine to turn that vibrator on you need batteries or energy. Well via proprioceptive pathways to your brain, you are providing that area of your brain with energy every time he touches your asshole or sticks something in it. Just food for thought
HIT THAT G SPOT: And for my #1 Reason WHY you need to at least try anal sex ladies, is that remember that mythological thing to guys called your G-spot. Yes you know exactly what I mean. It's that part you stimulate when you are alone in your room with your favorite little machine you bought from brookstone to "help with your tight shoulders". Yeah well when you are hitting that spot that makes you feel so just.....hair on end, body on the best drugs available experience....you are hitting your g-spot. Well the line between your G-spot and your anal lining is very small and for some women it may even allow them easier access to that G-spot. And if there is one thing I will stress in all my articles addressed to ladies its that stimulating your G-spot is the key to your most blissful pleasure. The infamous G-spot is a mecca of nerve endings that stimulate your temporal lobe in your brain and will give you that earth shattering orgasm we all crave more than we let guys know.
"Ok Talia fine, Ill give it a try but doesn't it hurt!?"
Answer: Well it can yes. We have all heard those horror stories from our girlfriends about her boyfriend who absolutely destroyed her asshole in one night and she was walking like a gimp-legged troll for a week. And by all means SL players if this is your fantasy then please go right ahead, however if you would like to keep your asshole in one piece and be able to keep up that sexy strut that you have perfected when walking to class/work/out on the town then by all means follow:
Talia's 5 Simple Steps to Amazing Anal Sex!
1) Prepare prepare prepare! Ladies we are always under the impression that our first encounter with anal sex has got to be when we are with our special man....but in reality you should really practice beforehand. You don't think pornstars just walk onto a set and start moaning as loud as they can for the first time ever do you? No! Then why should you go into anal without practice, and the best part is he will never know. All you need to do is buy a new dildo (do not use the same one you play with yourself on the front with, and if you don't have one yet...shame on you....you need to buy 2 now!) Next....
2) Start Slow! Paris wasn't built by sex addicts in a fortnight, and your asshole shouldn't be opened in one big burst. There is no need for him or you to EVER plow something deep inside you.
"But I see pornstars do it all the time"
Yes and they also have time to cut between scenes and have practiced a lot more than you have being able to ready their bodies at a moments notice. So start working the dildo in slow, in fact start by just tracing it around the rim of your asshole. This will excite your mind and release "relaxing hormones" into your blood that will help loosen up your asshole...speaking of which, that brings me to my next point.
3) Relax. A relaxed mind is a relaxed asshole and a relaxed asshole is a happy one. I can't stress this enough when I have had the pleasure to share these tips with my girlfriends. The ones who are the most nervous are the ones worry me the most, because the goal is to share the experience with your partner and be able to relax with him/her and enjoy each others bodies. If you can't relax or find it excessively hard to relax during sex or preparing for sex, it might be time to start browsing Tinder for a new playdate ;smirks;
4) Oil. No, not the Type that you put on your sandwiches or use to bake your man a cake. You need to use oils or any lubricant you can at first to allow him easier passage inside of you. Remember as a kid growing up and tryin to slide down the waterpark slide that wasn't fully turned on yet? Well maybe that was just me, but trust me when I say it burns all the way down.....as it will burn you all the way inside you if you don't use a good lubricant. I will be doing non-sponsored product recommendations soon if you are interested in what products I use.
5) Keep it Clean. So you are ready for anal are you? That is GREAT news. You have no idea the incredible orgasms that await you and how sexy your man will find you. He will tell his friends how amazing his sex life is and trust me other men will notice your newly increased attraction he has for you, and you will be all that more desirable. But that last step is to make sure you do him a favor and please please please clean yourself back there. If you have any questions on what this entails feel free to send me a message on google+ or second life and we can go over it, but I believe most of you will know what I mean.
So are you ready for the most mind blowing sex of your life? Are you ready to stop being just a missionary basic bitch? Great!!! I wish you all the best with your newly discovered love of anal sex. Now stop reading and start practicing, because its gonna be a very very FUN weekend....
Lingerie & Chocolates,
Talia
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