The BEST Dildos and Vibrators of 2014

Ladies its that time of year! Summer is upon us and you know what that means, time for bikinis, tan lines, and of course a new vibrator! And guys don't think for a second this doesn't pertain to you, because if you make the bold move of buying your girlfriend a new incredible vibrator, you will find she is horny more often, and feels more secure and comfortable telling you her sexually deviant fantasies. She doesn't want you to see her as a whore or slutty (well sometimes) so she will never insist that you buy it, but trust me once you do...she will love you for it. Without further delay...the LIST!!!!

5) The Egg: This may not be your best bet at home while you're on your bed simply due to its size, but that wasn't where it was meant to be used. It comes with an iPod looking handheld device that makes it look like you're listening to music when in reality you are experiencing a mind shattering orgasm...IN PUBLIC. I know I have been able to use this a time or two in the past at the gym when I am working out on the treadmills just watching the sheer show of muscles around me. Don't miss this sex life altering toy!! 

4) The Jack Rabbit: With a name like this you really can't go wrong. It is the toy that keeps on giving as far as I am concerned and should be regarded as the BMW of dildos. As mentioned previously there are a ton of sensitive receptors in and around your asshole and to leave them alone when enjoying some time to yourself truly is a crime. Make sure you have this with you on all lonely nights with its multiple speed settings and so many knobs and bumps you won't know what to do with it. It's biggest problem is that you might feel as though sex it seems a little too "basic" but who am I kidding....that skin like feeling has no comparison! Speaking of which....

3) SexFlesh Rebel 9": Yes ladies the 9 inch. Do not take the easy road here and get the 6 inch is my first recommendations. I am a small woman and 9 inches is plenty, but I like the ability to at least be able to plunge it inside me in moments of extreme heat. This is the one I also have my boys use with me since it doesn't intimidate them as much as lets say the Jack Rabbit. It feels amazing just like the real thing and is a great all around standard choice! 

2) Lelo Gigi: Yeahhhhh.....so this is from Brookstone....a stand up non sex related store. That is one of its best features since I have been able to buy these and feel totally not judged for doing so, not to mention you are getting Brookstones powerful vibration technology. The shape is incredible too. I think just about everyone of my girlfriends has this and loves it. It can even be left out in the house and you will avoid suspicion if you are a secretive girl (but like I said before you really should let that secret out!) 

1) Doc Johnson Butt Plug Training Set: Ok now I KNOW I KNOW, its not a real dildo  but come on ladies. If you haven't realized by now or  read my previous article on anal sex, you should do so now. This is the real deal, and will help  you prepare for any sized man in your life to have anal with. And trust me once you bite the anal  bullet and decide to "give it a try" you won't be return to the other side anytime soon. In fact, I bet that this will become one of the top toys used in your "free time" as it is mine! 

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Fuck her Right, and Serve Him Tight,

Talia